I'M THE SPARK OF THIS JOINT ????

Yo, listen up! You gotta this: This here's all about yours truly. I'm the reason of the party, keeping it lit. I make the rules, and everyone else just gets caught up in the craziness. Don't even try to argue with me! I'm just some brag - it's the truth. Get outta my way for the real deal. This Reality Would Be Dull Without Me! Seriousl